The Elevation Uptown campus is opening up this Sunday, and I hear a few of you are still debating on whether you’ll make it the campus you attend. Let me just remind you about these little nuggets that should make your decision much easier…

1. You may get to see one of our worship leaders in a flirting-with-inappropriate deep plunging Vneck tee.
2. Parking is free at the 7th Street Parking deck on Sundays just a half block away.
3. You may get to meet Louie. He’s one of the security officers onsite. He’s great and one of the most intense fire code regulators I’ve ever met. You’ll want to shake his hand and get on his good side. Look for the handlebar mustachio.
4. If you’re in the front row, you may actually get hit with a little bit of anointed saliva…you’re that close.
5. You may get to meet a Bobcat or a Panther or a Checker. I mean, they play Uptown, they’ll probably all come to church every week.

See you Sunday.

-Larry Hubatka, Creative Pastor